nOva finally fixed my blog! yeah!
I was forced into early blog retirement right after Halloween. Ain't that a bitch?
Thanks to all the well wishes from my fellow bloggers regarding my Fat Quest. Surgery is a last resort and if this weight reduction program doesn't work, then well, my options are limited. My trainer is willing to take me back for a discounted rate. I hope I can talk her into FREE. I can afford free.
Last Wednesday, I had my first appointment with a bariatric doctor. Nothing much happend this visit. I had my vitals and weight taken. I also had a EKG. I'd never been hooked up to so many wires ever. I felt like Frankenstein. Right after she finished hooking the archaic machine up, she was like, "Okay. We're done" I'm like damn that's it. It took 10 minutes to hook up and 2 seconds to do the actual test. What gives? Next came the dreaded part: Having my blood drawn. It hurt like no other. Of course no one can ever find my vein, so I usually offer the back of my hand because it's simpler. The back of my hand decided it didn't want to bleed that early in the morning and I don't blame it. So guess where they took it from...my friggin wrist! I KNEW that shit was gonna hurt by the way he looked at it. He gonna tell me it aint gonna hurt no more than the back of my hand. Bullshiiiiit. I told him straight up that he was lying. Maaaaan, it hurt so bad I actually yelped out loud. When I go back this Wednesday, I'll get my diet and whatever supplements I'm suposed to take. Yeah.
Next in comes Dr. Doom & Gloom who tells me, "SunRay, lose 180 lbs or die." Gee. Thanx. That mofo don't ever have nuffin nice to say. He did say for me to come back even if I couldn't pay. I like free.
My Xgiving was chill. Nobody was makin any commitments to cook, so I made my own plans the week before xgiving. THEN gramma decides she wants to cook. Heffa. I knew she'd do some shit like that. It was cool though. I made a dinner for me and the kids and EvilAsianX came over with some pie and sodas and random snack junk for the kids. She's just like a gramma: she always got a snack lurking somewhere in the vicinity.
On Saturday, I took the kids shopping for xmas decorations. I'm thinking about decorating the outside of the house this year. I found lights in the shape of candy canes...and they bubble! I want enought lights to make space ships jealous. Imma be that house on the block that causes a blackout. Imma make Blonde Wonder help me get home the reindeer and Santa made of xmas lights so I can put them on my lawn. I also did a bit of xmas shopping. I basically bought gifts for the people I don't like, **cough** my sisters **cough** and got them out the way. I don't like them much, I don't spend much. It seems fair. And my mother....I bought her a nice leather jacket from Wilson's Leather last year. Wanna know how many times she's worn it...TWICE. Wanna know what she's getting for xmas this year....DRAWZ. I ain't playin with her. She got 2 more years of crappy gifts to make up for not wearing that leather.
'Tis the season!
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