'Twas the nite before Crimmus
when i checked my account
And I realized
the mortgage check gon' bounce

Thank you, thank you very much!

Written by: ~SunRay~

THE 12 DAYS OF CRIMMUS

On de fert dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
A 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de secont dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Too gold teefs an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de therd dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Tree hot wings, too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

HERE'S THE EDIT: OK, I'll cut to the chase...

On de twelt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!

Twelb gubmint cheez,
'Levin jacked up hoopties,
Tin freaks a freakin',
Nyne playa haters,
Ate pimps a pimpin',
Sebin hommies chillin',
A six pak of forties,

Five Bags of Weed!!!!!!

Fo' pig feets,
Tree hot wings,
Too gold teefs,
An A 78 Cutlass Supreme!!!

LEROY, THE GOLD TOOTHED REINDEER

Leroy the GOLD TOOTHED reindeer
had a very NAPPY fro
and if you ever saw him,
he was at the LIQUOR sto'

All of Leroy's 'homeboys'
use to PLAYA HATE his 'game'
but they can't mess w/ Leroy..
'cause' he got a big OLE thang!

Then one smoggy CHRISTMAS day
SANTA came to say,
"Leroy...have you seen my sleigh?"
I know you had it the OTHER day!

So Leroy BROKE out runnin'
and SANTA pulled out his 'nine'
and SANTA shot poor Leroy
DEAD in his black behind....

Have a Murry Crimmus!

Written by: ~Some Miscellaneous Innanet Mofo~

24.December.2003    09:13 AM     Commments: 4

4 comment(s) » add yours


you big simple ass!!!! I cannot believe you passing this ignorance to the rest of the blog world. LMGAO!

posted by nOva | 12.24.03 02:55 PM


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Oh no....not the check gon' bounce, lol....very cute

posted by Ray | 12.24.03 11:58 PM


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No you did notteth post this! *___flatline___*

posted by Lisa | 12.25.03 04:36 AM


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ROTFLMBAO!!!!!

At least you PAID the mortgage... * whistles *

posted by Prime | 12.25.03 06:17 PM


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