1. What is my first name?

Nicole
Whoadisha
Kia
Shequanda
Alize

Everybody got this one right! YAY BLOGGERS!

2. When is my birthday?
September 11
January 1
August 26
March 18
July 1

Most of you got this right. I know Sept. 11 threw a couple of people off cause that's another Virgo date. 8/26/80 baby! You know when to leave your donations. I'm not picky...money, cars, food stamps...I can work witchu.

3. Am I a lesbian?
NO
YES
Sometimes
Only on weekends
Unknown, even to me

LMBAO at the variety of answers chosen. No one thinks I'm a lesbian. I could be, but maybe not, hence leaving the answer to this questions as "unkown"

4. Who is my personal layout slave?
Leeser
Karsh
nOva
Blu
EJ

Everyone got this right. How could you not know? He puts his pawprint all over every damn thing.

5. I'm still in college. What's my major?
Cursing
Eye rolling
Computer Networking
Business Administration
UR Muva

Been hanging around geeks too long.

6. How many kids do I have?
4
7
2
NONE
She's 4 months pregnant

Another collective point for the bloggers! You guys pay attention. If I were pregnant now, I'd have to go find the highest point in DC and jump the fuck off.

7. Am I engaged?
Ocassionally
YES
NO
She needs a black man with a big black dick
Not happening

Hell no, I'm not engaged. Most people got this right. A couple think I'll be living in spinsterhood (which is prolly true). Big black dicks are welcome.

8. What do I yearn for?
A New World Order without DUBYA
A loving stable relationship
A pot of gold (0 points)
A laptop (0 points)
Access to my boss' checking account

We'll have several New World Orders before I have a decent relationship.

9. What is my latest project
Pimpin hoez and drinkin 40's
Excessive sex
Weight loss
HTML/Web Design
Screwing the government of millions

It is true that I occasionally pimp hoez, have lots of sex and cheat the government, my focus is weight loss.

10. What is my biggest fear?
Embarrassment
Marrying someone I don't love
Failure
Being like my mom
Being like my sisters

I'm used to being embarrassed. I've accepted the fact I may marry someone I don't love. I have too much sense to be like my mom or sisters. Failure is my fear. Being a big fat LEH-HOOS-HER.

Thanks to all who were willing to participate.

Highest Silent Stalker Score: Lynne D. Johnson
Highest Family Score: HunniBunni
Highest Blogger Score: EJ Flavors