I took off work Friday cause they closed schools on account of that dead ass Reagan. I don't give a fuck bout his old wrinkled ass kickin the bucket. He aint done shit for me.

Anyhoo, I tells Elmo I want to come in earlier than my 11 AM time. All he had open was a 10 AM so I took it. I come in and peek in the Torture Room to see whurr he was. I see him in there with a woman that he normally works out with in the 10 AM time slot, so I'm thinkin this nigga over booked. I take my time coming out of the locker room, thinking I'm still scheduled for my regular time. Come to find out he'd been waiting and I got bitched out for being late. Again. He'll be aiite. I paid for that damn hour and if I want to come in that bitch 11:55 I will. Dammit.

Entering the Torture Room, he notices I have a folded paper in my hand. Of course he takes it out of my hand and assumes it's for him. Well damn. Just cause it's in my hand and I just happen to be seeing you at that very moment don't mean I'm giving you shit. It was actually for him, (smart ass) a few posts from my site I thought he'd be interested in, such as, "Fat People Have Opinions Too" , "Life In The Hood" and "I Was Dreaming When I Wrote This; Forgive Me If It Goes Astray". Because I was too lazy to edit out the parts where I talk about my desire for him, I just let him gon' and read it. That was fun. Sort of. I could see him in the mirror laughing and smirking and pulling his shirt down over his ass when I mention how edible it is. Well shit, it IS...could bouce a quarter off that ass and make change....

Anyhoo, when he's all done and shit I'm waiting for some feedback from this nigga, wondering what he's really thinking...and he gives me a fuckin dissertation on my writing style. The FUCK? That is so not what I was looking for, and he knows it. Once you find out somebody is crushing on you, do you really let that shit ride? Hayle the fuck nawl. You get to the bottom of that shit real quick like. But naw, not his square ass. He did not acknowledge it at all. At all. He was thinking something; I could tell. He coulda gave me the real. I'd like to kick him in the knee caps for that shit.

I took the bitch way out. I shoulda told him straight up. I don't even feel good about it. I woulda told him what the deal was if he didn't get so flummoxed, discombobulated and bumfuzzled when I asked him bout his dating status. What's a girl to do? I'm loving it though. It's fun.

"This shit is chess, it ain't checkers!" Line from one of my favorite movies. Figure out where it came from.

Crowd Participation
Lemme get this out of the way before the MEME Police come knockin on my blog again.

1. Who are you?
2. Have we ever met?
3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
4. Describe me in one word.
5. What reminds you of me?
6. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
7. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
8. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you?
9. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake?
10. What makes you come back here?

Post your answers in the comments section.

12.June.2004    07:24 PM     Commments: 10

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. Who are you? I iz Lisa.

2. Have we ever met? Not yet...Imma need you to get on that.

3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Tron, 'cause you is gangsta!

4. Describe me in one word. Schtoopid.

5. What reminds you of me? Is this a test?

6. If you could give me anything, what would it be? That ain't for errbody to know.

7. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Hale naw. Iown roll like that.

8. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you? Mayhap.

9. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake? Me.

10. What makes you come back here? Masochism. :D

posted by Lisa | 06.12.04 07:48 PM


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1. I be The Prime One AKA Prime Bear

2. Why yes we have * hug *

3. Sistah.. cuz you my sistah girl...

4. Fantabulous

5. Flowers

6. A decent brotha with a decent job and sense of comittment

7. Um no

8. I already did

9. Sexy bodies

10. u crack me up

posted by Mike (AKA Prime) | 06.12.04 08:16 PM


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It's Traning Day!!!!

and by the way, if he only had remarks about the writing style (it's a personal site, that fool) then perhaps he really is gay. A real nigga wouldn't have picked over some shit like that knowing a girl was feeling him.

1. "Who's your daddy?"
2. "Suck it, Marshall!"
3. Hellkitten.
4. Yummy!
5. Brownies and cupcakes and thangs.
6. More kids!!!! Sike! Umm.... a husband, like, a straight one with good credit and no desire to have anymore children.
7. You already know your breath smells like butt, so why should I have to tell you?
8. I got your "Diamond Princess", heffa.
9. You!!!!
10. To see what scatching insults you've made about me for that day.

posted by nOva | 06.12.04 08:16 PM


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1. lend me some sugar, i am your neighbor

2.yup and it was fun :D

3. heffa wif pixies....isnt it obvious? either that or honorary, due to your default lesbian weekend

4.bubbly!

5.black t-shirts and jeans (your uniform)

6.stepford kids like leeser's

7.yeah but it aint about you... vain heffa

8.i done did it

9.milkshakes, good thick ones... and of course thick strippers and coxy pajamas, my usual

10.you told me if i didnt come to your site you and nova was gonna kick my ass.... oh wait no, that was something else...

posted by Lise | 06.12.04 08:31 PM


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1. Timany Cricket

2. Only in spirit

3. Sassy...just because

4. Spunky

5. Metro Center

6. A new home in Chevy Chase...just kidding ;)

7. Can't say that I have.

8. Naw! I gave folks permission to ask me 1 question and only 2 people asked me questions.

9. My mom-mom

10. I love your tales of city life & self-acceptance.

posted by Timi | 06.12.04 09:08 PM


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Forget "perhaps he's gay"...he IS. THX.

1. Who are you? - Yo innanet luvah

2. Have we ever met? - Nope. You ain't ready for this

3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. - Um...Iownknow. I'll get back to you on that one.

4. Describe me in one word. - Foolio

5. What reminds you of me? - Um...wtf kinda question is that? To be honest...nothing.

6. If you could give me anything, what would it be? - Permission to give me head.

7. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? - Nope

8. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you? - Possibly

9. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake? - Dick

10. What makes you come back here? - SunRay forces me to.

posted by Blu | 06.12.04 09:27 PM


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1. Dat Monkie chick out dat 504
2. I'm wurkin on it
3. RayRay... my play prison name for you cuz Nova got you on LOCKDOWN lol
4. Huggable
5. Haikus
6. A dumb stick to hit Elmo wit
7. Nah... ain't my type of hype.
8. Did dat.
9. My laptop
10. The juicy details

posted by Monkie | 06.13.04 12:33 AM


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1. Who are you?
King Sexy. You don't know?

2. Have we ever met?
Yes!

3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Queen Sexy. that's what you are, isn't it?

4. Describe me in one word.
CrazySexyCool

5. What reminds you of me?
Anyone talkin about rapping and hard rock in the same sentence.

6. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
A house with more property on the side and tenants who would pay rent, thereby letting you work from home.

7. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
You know much about sexiness. You know much, so no.

8. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you? Heh heh.

9. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake?
My music.

10. What makes you come back here? IMing, your sexiness, and Bloglines, though not necessarily in that order.

posted by ej | 06.13.04 11:44 AM


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He's gay :( But that was a cute way to finally DO IT :) I'm proud of you babes!


1. Who are you? GRAYSE

2. Have we ever met? YES MA'AM

3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. KIA-PIE... LOL. IT SOUNDED CUTE AND YOU
RE ADORABLE! (WHEN YOU AINT CURSIN SOMEBODY OUT)

4. Describe me in one word. DETERMINED

5. What reminds you of me? SPAGHETTI

6. If you could give me anything, what would it be? THAT OPERATION WITH NOOOO COMPLICATIONS

7. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? NOT THAT I RECALL

8. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you? I ALREADY HAD IT THERE WHEN I HAD ONE

9. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake? GREEK FOOD

10. What makes you come back here? CUZ I KNOW YOU AND IOWNT BE HAVIN SHIT ELSE TO DO ;)

posted by Graysizzle | 06.13.04 01:52 PM


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thats from Training Day!!

1. Who are you? wouldnt u like to know?

2. Have we ever met? i lived w/ u most of my life, duh!!

3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. eminizzle cuz ur angry like eminem and cool like snoop...
4. Describe me in one word. WIERD

5. What reminds you of me? captian planet (hes a hero...lol)

6. If you could give me anything, what would it be? a hug cuz i know it annoys u.. ha!

7. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? nope

8. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you? aint got one o those yet

9. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake? annoyin my favorite susta, ~SunRay~

10. What makes you come back here? perusing the goin's on

posted by ~*~CollegeSusta~*~ | 06.14.04 12:11 AM


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