August 16, 2004

Tasty Treats

I love food. It tastes good (usually). But there are a few treats I need to pay homage to, because they produce such a euphoric feeling when consumed.

Ice Cream
What genious bastard came up with such a concept? I love him and perhaps we should marry. Ice cream is sex in a carton, no bullshit. It's easier to tolerate than a man. I go to the store and pick out whatever flavor I want and don't feel guilty if I want more than one flavor. I can mix the two and they don't get mad. When I'm done, back in the freezer it goes till I feel like I want some more. I love the availability.

As if this isn't the bomb on its own, it's in ice cream and milk too. Aaaaaaaaaah chocolate, how I loveth thee. Melted over fruit or as a frozen chunk, it's the God of all treats: "Theobroma Cacao" which means "food of the gods." It's gotta be a beast if it can calm my sex drive.

Hot Pockets
Mah gawd. *graceful courtsey* A hot sandwich that can be eaten with one hand. It's microwavable. It can go damn near anywhere. My kids wouldn't exist without it. There's so many flavors, there has to be something everybody likes. Instead of missles, we should launch Hot Pockets. The world would be a much happier place.

Posted by ~SunRay~ at August 16, 2004 11:10 PM

Girl don't be talkin bout launchin no damn hot pockets. Black folks don't een waste food like dat!

I ain't had no ice cream in a hot minute. I feel so depraved. I mean deprived. :/

Posted by: Coochleby Brown (BL) at August 16, 2004 11:20 PM

Launching Hot Pockets is a sign of affection. At least it is in my world.

Posted by: LapLove Lohanson (BL) at August 16, 2004 11:24 PM

I see your schizo ass ain't have nothing better to write about.

Posted by: Lickonia Areola Clinton (BL) at August 17, 2004 02:31 AM

You are in my head today girlfriend! I can't wait for my visit home labor day weekend to upstate NY so that I may taste some of the yummiest ice cream ever in tha world! The flavor is called peppermint and it's at an ice cream parlor called Purity's. It has little pieces of peppermint candies in it. The ice cream itself is pink in color and tastes really good.

Also, for your chocolate and ice cream fix you should try (if you haven't already) a dove ice cream bar. Those are off tha hook! They are a little pricey but well worth it! Especially at that "special" time of the month.

Posted by: sunshine at August 17, 2004 10:12 AM

hot.pockets. ...i don't eat bullshit, so the only thing i could do for the launch is hate on it. everything needs a lil hatin'. :]

Posted by: Fuckelbe Jones (BL) at August 17, 2004 01:06 PM

LMAO @ launching hot pockets...

**trynna catch some**

Posted by: ~*~CollegeSusta~*~ at August 19, 2004 12:47 AM

Does the "thank u jesus for ice cream dance"

Posted by: Pam - Reddy at August 19, 2004 01:24 AM