I love food. It tastes good (usually). But there are a few treats I need to pay homage to, because they produce such a euphoric feeling when consumed.
What genious bastard came up with such a concept? I love him and perhaps we should marry. Ice cream is sex in a carton, no bullshit. It's easier to tolerate than a man. I go to the store and pick out whatever flavor I want and don't feel guilty if I want more than one flavor. I can mix the two and they don't get mad. When I'm done, back in the freezer it goes till I feel like I want some more. I love the availability.
As if this isn't the bomb on its own, it's in ice cream and milk too. Aaaaaaaaaah chocolate, how I loveth thee. Melted over fruit or as a frozen chunk, it's the God of all treats: "Theobroma Cacao" which means "food of the gods." It's gotta be a beast if it can calm my sex drive.
Mah gawd. *graceful courtsey* A hot sandwich that can be eaten with one hand. It's microwavable. It can go damn near anywhere. My kids wouldn't exist without it. There's so many flavors, there has to be something everybody likes. Instead of missles, we should launch Hot Pockets. The world would be a much happier place.
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