This is one of those gigs where I really shoulda read the fine print a little more closely. My 9 year old has hit puberty....and I am ready to hurl. No, really, I can't take this shit. Growing hair in place only grown ups should be able to sprout folicles...I can't deal. Bras, pads, monistat....this is really too much for me at this point in my life.

Just five minutes ago I had to slather Nair all over her hairy armpits cause they were just gross. A child that young has no business sprouting hair like a grown man. Yuck. Heaven help me when she starts her cycle. I'll send her to my mom.

My son is 6 years old and has finally discovered his balls. He will grab, scracth and massage said balls at any given moment. No really, he doesn't care where he is...the grocery'm trying to teach this child some ball etiquitte but damn if he's paying me any mind. Should I really expect much from a child that can't aim his penis into the toilet without splashing the damn counter? Drives me insane.

I'm nesting. Actually, I nest in spurts. Being that I work sporadically, I have actually designed a cleaning schedule, one room at a time. Started the living room yesterday by flipping up the couch, cutting out the bottom lining and making the kids clean out the grossness inside. OMG, those heathens had a damn chicken bone in my couch. I was furious. A chicken bone??? Nevermind they have no business eating in the living room, let a lone stashing bones in my damn couch.

07.August.2005    03:54 PM     Commments: 7

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wow your 9 yr old growing hair girl i have an 8 yr old and i dread having to deal with her and a cycle hopefully she'll get it when she's 17.

lol @ a dang chicken bone under the couch sounds like my oldest nephew been to your house, his little butt will eat all over the house i have to beat his butt to make him eat in the kitchen. maybe you'll find some money under the sofa and chairs, i usually find a lot of that.

posted by lashundra | 08.08.05 11:16 AM


When you gonna have the mother/daughter discovery day thingy or other ?


posted by Prime (AKA Mike) | 08.10.05 01:16 AM


Kids grow up SO fast nowadays. My 9 y/o niece's boobs are damn near as large (umm... small actually... LOL) as mine are.

It must be the chicken...

I'm constantly praying that I have sons if I ever concieve. I don't ever want to have to deal with the cycle issue with a daughter. I know now why my mom avoided it until she couldn't put it off any longer.

posted by MsThing | 08.10.05 09:54 PM


CTFU @ the whole post.. I don't know where to start so i'll just laugh at the whole thing.. That chicken bone in the couch is major gross, darn kids.. lol.

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posted by b | 08.23.05 10:31 AM


ha!! Mine too! And i was pissed as hell!! Still am. She started her period last week and i can barely take it. Sheeet..............I'm fresh out my teens my damn self, how can i have a kid that's bleeding already? it's not right, i tell ya! I feel for you.

posted by Milah | 08.23.05 07:44 PM



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