*blows dust off blog* Suprised this sumbitch still works.

I'm worn out. Beat down. Tired out.

On September 16, 2005, that freeloadin black chile escaped my womb. At 6 lbs, 10 oz., she's my smallest. I didn't think I could produce something so little. And onery. Breeched, she couldn't decide which way she wanted to turn. When the doctors tired to turn her...she refused! Ole huzzy. Having someone smash around on your belly with no anesthesia sucks. A lot. The second time they tried that day, I had an epidural, something new to me. I just take labor naturally. Lemme tell you, hospitals have the bestest drugs EVAR! No more street corner dealings foe me. The side effects are much worse though. I was high as fuck so I guess it balances out.

Working on getting things back in order. A hustla never sleeps, ya know? There's a lot of free money out here and I'm getting my share. Free stuff rawks. Alas, I'll have to go back to temping soon. Wouldn't be so bad if this chile slept throught the night, changed her own diapers and fed herself.

This World of Baby is a lot different than I remember 7 years ago. Babies have their own spring water. What happened to good old fashioned boiled tap? For real, I wouldn't even consider boiling DC tap. That shit is pure poison.

Working on getting myself back in order. I've gone through some serious shit mentally and emotionally, wondering how I can recover. Wish there were a 12 step program for things like this. Taking classes as we speak. It aint hardly as easy as I thought it would be. She doesn't sleep nearly enough for me to do this and get A's while doing it. This is what I gotta do; I'm determined to graduate.

Wish me luck.

06.October.2005    11:13 PM     Commments: 6

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*rubs eyes in disbelief*

It's a ghost! Aieeeeee!

Wow...you've been through a lot, Kia. Congratulations and good luck. :)

posted by karsh | 10.07.05 09:01 AM


Congrats on your new bundle. I hope I'm as humorous as you are in this post whenever I deliver. Best wishes to you!

posted by MsThing | 10.07.05 02:28 PM


Welcome back.

Good luck to ya & congrats.

posted by golden | 10.07.05 03:11 PM


I need all the luck I can get.

Yesterday in the grocery store, a pregnant woman stopped me and asked me how painful labor is. It was a hard question to answer cause my perception of pain is quite skewed. If you can handle constipation, you'll do fine giving birth.

posted by Queen Sexy | 10.07.05 07:51 PM


Congrats :)! And ^5 on dem hospital drugs.

posted by laniza | 10.24.05 10:09 PM


My desktop is named "Shirley," and I have two laptops that my office was going to put on the scrap heap, and their names are "Fred" and "Ethel." Not only is it cute, but it makes it easier to know what software I've installed on which. There is indeed a practical reason to name your machines.

posted by Aaron | 10.26.05 10:31 AM


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