It's such a beautiful day in DC today; I just had to get out and enjoy it.
Earlier on IM, I get hit up by Evil Asian. She's looking to do dinner. I didn't have any major plans tonight so we head over to PF Chang's in Arlington. My girl Pink was working tonight and we had a real good time...and a free entree.
EA and I eat until we can't stand it any more. She could barely walk over to the restaurant. We head over to the mall for a stroll (had to walk that food down) and last minute browsing. She's happy underdrawls at Victoria Secret are 5 for $25. Lane Bryant has the SAME promotion, so you know a sista is overly estatic. LOL.
"Yooooo, help me find some underwear." I had to look her dead in the eye, cause I knew she couldn't be serious. You want me and my big ass to stand here and wade through some lil ass drawls? Yeah. Okay. Much to my chagrin, she was serious.
The basket of flip flops caught my eye. Oh joy! Nothin says lovin like flip flops. On sale too! That's my most favorite shoe in the universe. Next to Shox and Air Max, of course. We move on to lip gloss. I'm quite taken aback by her enthusiasm. Not my Evil Asian, who wears triple large sweats and Timberlandesque boots.
She's pulling at tubes and thrusting them in my general direction. "Try this one!" "Smell it; I bet it tastes good too." I tell her I really dont like lip gloss and dont need anything to make my lips look bigger than they currently appear. I squeeze the goo on my finger and apply it to my lips. It's looks okay. I'm not overly impressed. I press my lips together and they...stick. I rip them apart for fear they might become frozen in that smashed down position. I'm quite disturbed that a). Evil Asian has a prediliction for lip gloss and b). I spent 10 of my hard earned dollars on lip gloss. I shall reside in a padded cell.
I must admit it was fun to give into that estrogen inspired urge. Being that I live a life style which requires me to play dual male/female roles, I do feel my femininity has been compromised. While I'm not certain if I'll have an opportunity do reliquish the dual role as head of household, I no longer have to play the dual role in my interpersonal relationships. I don't put myself in that position. If I have to be a man for him, what the fuck is there left for him to do? Nothing. That's why these niggas is lazy as hell now. That's another rant for a different day. My discernment process is much better than it used to be; this includes judging friendships as well. Not everyone who makes a pit stop during your life journey is meant to be your good girlfriend or life partner. It's just not a realistic expectation.
While walking to the Metro, Evil Asian is grumbling bout getting home so she can watch the game. I shake my head and laugh as I take comfort in the familiar.
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